Live Long and Prosper

Another Old Draft that I'm posting. May have already posted it - not sure.

So...in an effort to save my 15 year old from an untimely end of the world departure before she can vote in a Presidential election, I have been researching this 2012 Doomsday stuff more. I have decided that I need the following, to procede further:

1. A credible Scientist who specializes in historic astronomical events and patterns.

2. A reliable Prophet.

3. A Mayan Studies professor.

4. An intergalactic telescope.

5. All of the books that have come out in the past few years about 2012.

6. A lot of time to read.

7. Every single 2012 doomsday documentary.

8. A lot of time to watch the documentaries.

9. Internet.

10. The phone numbers for all of the 2012 doomsday "experts"

11. A message from God.

Once I get all of these things assembled, I will most certainly keep you posted on the status of the end of life as we know it. This has been predicted to happen in any of the following ways:

1. Jesus comes back. This would be the easiest and most acceptable way, unless you believe in pre-Jesus Armageddon, instead of the Rapture, where everyone just goes *poof* and ends up in Heaven.

2. Galactic Alignment. The point where all of the planets are aligned with the Sun and the center "hole" of the Milky Way Galaxy.