Another Old Draft that I'm posting. May have already posted it - not sure.
So...in an effort to save my 15 year old from an untimely end of the world departure before she can vote in a Presidential election, I have been researching this 2012 Doomsday stuff more. I have decided that I need the following, to procede further:
So...in an effort to save my 15 year old from an untimely end of the world departure before she can vote in a Presidential election, I have been researching this 2012 Doomsday stuff more. I have decided that I need the following, to procede further:
1. A credible Scientist who specializes in historic astronomical events and patterns.
2. A reliable Prophet.
3. A Mayan Studies professor.
4. An intergalactic telescope.
5. All of the books that have come out in the past few years about 2012.
6. A lot of time to read.
7. Every single 2012 doomsday documentary.
8. A lot of time to watch the documentaries.
9. Internet.
10. The phone numbers for all of the 2012 doomsday "experts"
11. A message from God.
Once I get all of these things assembled, I will most certainly keep you posted on the status of the end of life as we know it. This has been predicted to happen in any of the following ways:
1. Jesus comes back. This would be the easiest and most acceptable way, unless you believe in pre-Jesus Armageddon, instead of the Rapture, where everyone just goes *poof* and ends up in Heaven.
2. Galactic Alignment. The point where all of the planets are aligned with the Sun and the center "hole" of the Milky Way Galaxy.
